Your decision to trade at this online mercantile is a clear sign of superior intelligence. You're to be commended.
As a reward for your savvy behavior, I'm prepared to offer you a free package of my Trapper's Choice brand original beef steak should you purchase $40.00 or more of delicious smoked meat.
It's a square deal if I've ever seen one and if we were in the same room together, we'd shake on it. I'm certain you'd have a firm grip.
All My Best,
PS - Sometimes we are running an even better deal than this, so be sure to check newer posts to see what your new deal would be!