$7.00 Shipping. No Matter What

Hello Friend,

If you have an eye towards purchasing a large quantity of my delicious smoked meat products, but are concerned about the cost of having it transported to your door, FEAR NOT! I'll ship your order, no matter how large, for only $7.00.

So order with confidence, knowing the swiftest pony will soon be dispatched carrying all your meaty treats for one fair, flat rate.

All my best,

The Old Trapper