ADD A LITTLE SPICE TO YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY
February 6, 2019
Roses are red,
Beef jerky is grand,
Let's snack on this bag
While I'm holding your hand.
With Valentine's Day closing in, some of you may still be searching for a gift that properly demonstrates the breadth and depth of your unending love.
May I humbly suggest that a few 10oz bags of my delicious beef jerky will do just that? Think about it:
They're big, like your love. Transparent, like your feelings. And filled with something wonderful, just like your heart.
So shop online or stop by your favorite store to grab a bag or three. Basically, it will be the best Valentine's Day gift you could possibly give. Ever.