Roses are red,
Beef jerky is grand,
Let's snack on this bag
While I'm holding your hand.
With Valentine's Day closing in, some of you may still be searching for a gift that properly demonstrates the breadth and depth of your unending love.
May I humbly suggest that a few 10oz bags of my delicious beef jerky will do just that? Think about it:
They're big, like your love. Transparent, like your feelings. And filled with something wonderful, just like your heart.
So shop online or stop by your favorite store to grab a bag or three. Basically, it will be the best Valentine's Day gift you could possibly give. Ever.