We're entering the final days of this campaign season and we'll soon elect the next leader of the free world. Now - despite my youthful countenance - I am a man of advanced age
who's seen his share of election seasons. And as I've done in years past, I implore all Americans to vote for me, T.O. Trapper(I) in 2016.
Unlike most politicians, I'm not one to offer empty promise after empty promise. I believe a man (or woman) is only as good as their word and I am very, very good. So when you hear me say, "I promise my beef jerky will always be made from the highest quality ingredients and sold at a fair price," you can take that to the bank.
"I promise my beef jerky will always be made from the highest quality ingredients and sold at a fair price"
As previously mentioned, I am an American of advanced age, and while some might view that as a liability, I argue that in these dangerous times experience matters most. And what type of experience could be more important that decades spent building a great American beef jerky company
while riding a rocket ship to the top of the smoked meats industry. I'm an entrepreneur, a business executive, a thought-leader, and inspiration to millions around the world. Who could ask for more?
Elect Great Taste
I'm no bland, carbon-copy candidate. I'm often spicy
, sometimes sweet
, and always old fashioned
. In other words, I'm every one of you. You won't be electing a career politician who's spent their entire life in a cloistered ivory tower. You'll be electing your neighbor, your father, your best friend. So this year, when you go to cast your vote, take a bite of my delicious beef jerky and choose The Old Trapper
All My Best,