Next week, the Irish and Irish at heart will gather round pints of green beer and plates overflowing with corned beef and cabbage to sing the sad songs of their homeland. It's Saint Patrick's Day! I've always been partial to the holiday myself, mostly because it's origins lie in the complete elimination of snakes from a single geographic area, which is a goal I stand firmly behind.
The New Lord of the Dance
In the spirit of the festivities, I thought I'd honor my Irish brethren with a bit of native folk dancing. I'm no Michael Flatley, but I believe I should be rewarded for effort.
Celebrate Right
If you're celebrating this year, don't forget to bring your mates a bit o' beef jerky. It pairs wonderfully with Guinness. Erin go Bragh!