EXCUSE ME WHILE I TALK AROUND A SUBJECT FOR A SECOND....

We all know there's a big winter sporting event going on now, right? Nations gathered from round the globe in glorious competition and whatnot. I'm certainly not going to say anymore than that because I don't like lawyers. But I'll tell you what I do like: COLD-WEATHER RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES!!

TFW: YOU'RE IN WAAAAAAY OVER YOUR HEAD

There's a reason they call the sport Skeleton. It's because it's very, very dangerous. That's the reason. 

SUPER G? YOU MEAN SUPER GORGEOUS!

Let's spend some time talking about how beautiful snow is. It's white and kind of cold and looks great covering the trees and ground and mountains. That's really all I have to say about snow.

WHAT'S THAT GUY IN THE BACK WEARING, ANYWAY?

Right now you're probably asking yourself, "Self, could this possibly be a screen shot from some brand new piece of premium video content Old Trapper Beef Jerky and Smoked Snacks will soon release?" All I'll say in response is: YES. Interpret that however you like. 

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