Trapper's Log

Old Trapper Dispatches

Score the Six and Get an Automatic Extra

Hello Friends, Well, the team's are set for the big game and because football is, at heart, a social activity, it's time to start plannin' your festivities. Now smart snackin' is a serious affair, ...
Sports Trapper

Football Picks from TO Trapper

Hello Friends, I've made no secret of my love for football. Ever since my last game in '64 when I walloped that young whippersnapper Y.A. Tittle and realized I had nothin' left to accomplish, I've ...
Sports Trapper

3B's for Better Baseball

Hello Friends, Well it's hard to believe, but October has arrived and summer is officially gone. I for one welcome the coolin' autumn rains for I am a true north westerner, but I cannot lie, there ...
Sports Trapper

Fantasy Football Tips from the Old Trapper

Hello Friends, Like many Americans, I spend my fall weekends glued to the movin' picture box watchin' my favorite football teams battle for supremacy on the gridiron. Because I spent much of the tw...
Free Agent Report: TO Trapper
Baseball

Free Agent Report: TO Trapper

Player: Trapper, TO.    Position: All of them     Current Address: The Wilderness D.O.B.: Unknown     Age: Old     Height: 6'2''      Weight: A lean 205 Bats: Switch    Throws:  Switch     School: ...
Basketball

Basketball is My Game

Hello Friends, You might not tell by lookin', but I've been playin' basketball for a dog's age. It's a little known fact that it was I who nailed the fateful peach basket up in the rafters of that ...
Diet

Physical Fitness with The Old Trapper

Hello Friends, I'm often asked by friends, fans, and random strangers how I manage to stay so fit, especially considerin' my advanced age. Now I won't lie, I'm blessed with a superior set of genes....