Double Eagle Beef Jerky: Good as Gold
Since times immemorial, I've crafted premium beef jerky with a commitment to quality and flavor from my very own frontier-tested recipes. Now, I invite you to discover the irresistible taste of my ...
The 5 Most Beef Jerky Things the Trapper's Ever Said
Beef Jerky on His Mind
There's no question The Trapper loves his jerky, and who can blame him? As proof, here are the 5 most Beef Jerky things the Trapper's ever said.
No. 5: The Time he Pondered t...
Free Agent Report: TO Trapper
Player: Trapper, TO. Position: All of them Current Address: The Wilderness D.O.B.: Unknown Age: Old Height: 6'2'' Weight: A lean 205 Bats: Switch Throws: Switch School: ...
#TrapperBeefs No. 42: Selfies
Old Trapper Beefs #42: Selfies
The Old Trapper doesn't understand this selfie business. But that shouldn't be surprising. He saw his first camera yesterday. Still, he managed to start a hashtag. H...
Graduation Advice from The Old Trapper
Wisdom? I have a bit
As the calendar turns from May to June I am inevitably asked my opinion as to the state of today's youths as they graduate from this country's high schools and institutes of h...
Basketball is My Game
Hello Friends,
You might not tell by lookin', but I've been playin' basketball for a dog's age. It's a little known fact that it was I who nailed the fateful peach basket up in the rafters of that ...
Bright Lights, Beef Jerky, The Oscars
Hello Friend,
Bein' that my lifestyle precludes the regular consumption of movin' pictures, I don't rightly follow the machinations of "The Academy." In my mind, the Best Picture is any photo that ...
Conflict Resolution with the Old Trapper
Hello Friends,
Now I'm not one normally prone to violence. My motto has always been, 'Live, Let Live, and Eat Jerky." It's right catchy, I know. Many a t-shirt entrepreneur has sought permission to...
Silly Superstitions
Who Needs Luck?
I've always believed a man makes his own luck in this world, and as such, silly things like superstitions are nothing more that stories people tell in the dark. And this isn't idle ...