It Happens Every Time
You arrive at a party and immediately scope out the snacks.
Veggie platter? Ugh, gross!
Salty chips? Not on your life.
Mystery dip? I didn't get this old taking unnecessary risks.
Then, just when you think all is lost and you're about to spend the next four hours chewing on your own fingers for nourishment, the party MVP arrives carrying Old Trapper Beef Jerky.
Then I'm all like...
Because let's face it: the importance of a good snack cannot be overstated.BE THE PARTY MVP