The Legend of Old Trapper

For decades he’s existed only in myth.


For decades he’s existed only in myth. A man of indeterminate age, wearing battered animal skins, wanders the mountains and forests of the northwest, coming to aid those most in need. Word of the man filtered from the most wild places. Hunters, loggers, and hikers, here-and-there, spoke of meeting a man who would come to be known only as The Old Trapper.

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Physical Fitness with The Old Trapper

Hello Friends, I'm often asked by friends, fans, and random strangers how I manage to stay so fit, especially considerin' my advanced age. Now I won't lie, I'm blessed with a superior set of genes. They're leather and they superbly compliment the lines of my body. I also had parents who aged gracefully in their own

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8 Things I Learned While Watching The Oscars

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1. Science May Not Be My Thing 2. Accessorize Carefully  Old Trapper on Instagram 3. Go With What You Know 4. Spelling is Everything 5. A Great Performance May Not Be Enough  Old Trapper on YouTube 6. Timeless Style is the Best Style 7. Old Friends Are Everywhere8. Recognize Your Moment Follow

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Bright Lights, Beef Jerky, The Oscars


Hello Friend, Bein' that my lifestyle precludes the regular consumption of movin' pictures, I don't rightly follow the machinations of "The Academy." In my mind, the Best Picture is any photo that highlights the natural twinkle in my eye. Oscar Night Live Twitter Contest These days, however, I'm doin' my best

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Got a Beef?

The Old Trapper has a few beefs with the modern world. Hang out on social media and get your fill.

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