Old Trapper Dispatches
The Bigfoot Truth Revealed
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Seeing as how I'm America's foremost outdoorsman, I often receive questions about this country's most legendary wild creatures. "Mr. Trapper," they'll ask. "Have you ever battled the...
Trapper Terms and Conditions
Old Trapper's 100k Sweepstakes Official Rules
Enter Old Trapper’s 100k Sweepstakes between Saturday, October 8, 2016 and Tuesday, October 11, 2016 for your chance to win a six pack of Old Trapper Beef Jerky.
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Beef Jerky Horoscope
Beef Jerky Horoscope: Teriyaki
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Those of you who rely on an astrological sign to provide a bit of order to this crazy world might have felt a touch of panic upon hearing that your sign probably changed. To those lo...
Old Trapper Dispatches
Elect T.O. Trapper in 2016
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We're entering the final days of this campaign season and we'll soon elect the next leader of the free world. Now - despite my youthful countenance - I am a man of advanced age who's...
Trapper Beefs
#TrapperBeefs: Cheesy Fingers
Old Trapper Beefs: Cheesy Fingers
You know those cheese snacks that leave your fingers a disgusting, yellow mess... They're the worst, right? Well it's no surprise then, that a cheese snack snacke...
Sports Trapper
Gridiron Greatness
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Today marks the first Sunday of the 2016-17 professional football season. I welcome the NFL's return and present this not-so-subtle reminder that I'm always ready to suit up.
All My...
Sports Trapper
Football Season is Snack Season
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As you may rightly be aware, this weekend saw the return of football - my favorite sporting season. Why is it my favorite, you ask? Well, there are so many reasons. Fantasy football ...
Old Trapper Dispatches
School Supply Essentials
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Summer's winding down and that means a new school year is here. No doubt your child's back to school list is filled with all the pens, pencils, paper, and scissors they'll need for t...
Old Trapper Dispatches
The Possibles Bag: 5 Key Items
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The words of the intrepid Boy Scouts of America ring in my ears every hour of every day: "Always be Prepared." And though the scouts stole that motto from yours truly some 100 years ...