How to Order Beef Jerky Online

It's incredible how far technology has come in my lifetime. As my name implies, I've been around for many, many (many) years. As such, I've seen the world advance and revolutionary inventions come and go. However, nothing's changed society quite as fast as the internet has. Why, just twenty years ago, if I wanted to know where to get beef jerky, I would have had to poll my friends, consult the phone book, or wander from grocery store to grocery store until I found what I was looking for. Beforethat, it was mostly just following smoke signals and the sweet, sweet scent of smoked meat on the morning air...it makes me all misty-eyed just thinking about it.

Oh, how things have changed. Now, it's easy for just about everyone to get beef jerky online. Here's how to order beef jerky online.

Dried Meat Right at Your Fingertips

Fortunately, the high-protein snacksof your dreams are just a mouse click away. Simply typebeef jerky online into your handy computerized search bar, and the magical internet fairies will direct you to hundreds of different dried meat purveyors. Or, you can make it easy on yourself and point your Netscape Navigator (is that still a thing?) directly tooldtrapper.com

You'll be glad to know that I make buying beef jerky online pretty easy. Just click the "Shop Jerky" button, and you'll land onmy products page, where you can browse through all my smoked snacks until you find the ones you like best. Maybe you prefer traditional beef jerky. Perhaps my beef sticks are your personal favorite. Just add the products you want to your cart, fill out your shipping and payment information, and you're all set. Congratulations! You just ordered beef jerky online.

Consider a Beef Jerky Subscription

Of course, it's possible that buying beef jerky online is a hassle because you just have to have so much beef jerky! I get it. After all, life is hectic. Who has time for a simple three-step process that brings beef jerky directly to your doorstep, anyway? It's for these busy people that I invented my beef jerky subscription

Jerky lovers can set up recurring orders that deliver their favorite snacks at regular intervals with this handy feature. When you're browsing products on oldtrapper.com, click the "Recurring Order" button, then select a delivery interval of 15, 30, 60, or 90 days. Click "Add to Cart" and continue shopping. Once you've added your subscription products, enter your shipping and payment information, and you've just started a beef jerky subscription. Hooray!

How to Order Beef Jerky Online: Forever Snacking

Is ordering beef jerky online as great an invention as the automobile or antibiotics? Probably not. But that doesn't mean it's still not amazing. Sometimes I imagine myself telling a younger version of myself about everything I've seen over my long life. I'm sure he would be flabbergasted at the thought of air travel or a simple way to procure beef jerky without visiting an actual mercantile. 

Snacking has been around as long as humans have. Luckily, we keep inventing new ways of making it easier. What will the next hundred years bring for the always hungry? Drone beef jerky delivery? Snack teleportation? Pneumatic tube delivery? Who knows! But I can't wait to find out. 

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