Trapper's Log


#TrapperBeefs No. 6: Road Trip Rookies

Seasons Are Changing Warmer weather is around the corner and so is road trip season. Riding for hours on end with a Road Trip Rookie can make a trip unbearable. So before you set out, make sure you...

Basketball is My Game

Hello Friends, You might not tell by lookin', but I've been playin' basketball for a dog's age. It's a little known fact that it was I who nailed the fateful peach basket up in the rafters of that ...
Beef Jerky

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Hello Friends, Next week, the Irish and Irish at heart will gather round pints of green beer and plates overflowing with corned beef and cabbage to sing the sad songs of their homeland. It's Saint ...

Physical Fitness with The Old Trapper

Hello Friends, I'm often asked by friends, fans, and random strangers how I manage to stay so fit, especially considerin' my advanced age. Now I won't lie, I'm blessed with a superior set of genes....

8 Things I Learned While Watching The Oscars

1. Science May Not Be My Thing 2. Accessorize Carefully  Old Trapper on Instagram 3. Go With What You Know 4. Spelling is Everything 5. A Great Performance May Not Be Enough  Old Trapper on Y...
Beef Jerky

Bright Lights, Beef Jerky, The Oscars

Hello Friend, Bein' that my lifestyle precludes the regular consumption of movin' pictures, I don't rightly follow the machinations of "The Academy." In my mind, the Best Picture is any photo that ...

Conflict Resolution with the Old Trapper

Hello Friends, Now I'm not one normally prone to violence. My motto has always been, 'Live, Let Live, and Eat Jerky." It's right catchy, I know. Many a t-shirt entrepreneur has sought permission to...
friday the 13th

Silly Superstitions

Who Needs Luck? I've always believed a man makes his own luck in this world, and as such, silly things like superstitions are nothing more that stories people tell in the dark. And this isn't idle ...
Beef Jerky

Valentine's Day, Kisses, and Beef Jerky

Nothing Personal But, you know, sometimes you're just not into it... Forever into beef jerky, tho. All my best,