Whenever I need to make a tough decision, I reach for my trusty hatchet. Why? Because coins are for small children and men who wear striped shirts.
Folks, I think we can all agree that I'm a pretty friendly guy. But nothing gets my dander up quite like the people who can't leave their phones alone EVEN WHEN THEY'RE IN THE CAR!
We all know there's a big winter sporting event going on now, right? Nations gathered from round the globe in glorious competition and whatnot. I'm certainly not going to say anymore than that because I don't like lawyers. But I'll tell you what I do like: COLD-WEATHER RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES!!
There are places in this world that require a little more effort to reach. They're another mile in, or another thousand feet up, or another two hours away.
Heartbreak, betrayal, and grief are just a few words to describe your reaction when seeing friends snack without you. Because if the situation was reversed, there's no question you'd share your beef bounty with them, right! Right?
The teams are set, the big game is coming, and February 4th is shaping up to be the biggest snacking day of the year. WILL YOU BE READY?!
Have you ever loved something so much that you just have to write poetry about it? That's how I feel about beef jerky.
Friends, I'm celebrating the holiday season by rewarding the best beef jerky fans in the world (this means you) with tons of free stuff!
When you think of the one thing in your life that's never let you down. That's been there you for you though thick and thin. That would never, ever betray you. What comes to mind?
This whole fidget spinner fad is lost on the Old Trapper.
Skip the leftovers and revive your appetite with some tasty beef jerky.