Hello Friends, I've just recently returned from a whirlwind visit to the great city of Las Vegas, hawkin' my delicious beef jerky wares at the annual NACS convention and just generally takin' in th...

Hello Friends, After a lifetime spent wanderin' the western wilderness, I've taken pleasure in settlin' down a bit over these last few years. But even as I indulge my secret desire for hearth and h...

Hello Friends, Well it's hard to believe, but October has arrived and summer is officially gone. I for one welcome the coolin' autumn rains for I am a true north westerner, but I cannot lie, there ...

Hello Friends, Since my emergence from the wilderness some 18 months ago, I've discovered many new joys associated with the modern way of life, like Basketball, Twitter, and fancy to-do lists. But ...

Hello Friends, I've written in the past about the scourge of beef jerky banditry in the hopes of avertin' a most heinous crime wave, but it appears my efforts have so far been in vain. Jerky theft ...

Hello Friends, Like many Americans, I spend my fall weekends glued to the movin' picture box watchin' my favorite football teams battle for supremacy on the gridiron. Because I spent much of the tw...

Hello Friends, With September's arrival, I reckon many of y'all will be sendin' your progeny off to institutions of learnin' all over this great nation. Back to school is a fall tradition older tha...

Hello Friends, I extend my most hearty thanks to all the wonderful folks who attended Dari Mart's 50th Anniversary Celebration in Eugene last week. It was gratifyin' for yours truly to meet y'all a...

Hello Friends, If you haven't yet heard the news, I'll once again be emergin' from the wilderness this Sunday, August 16th, to honor the good folks at Dari Mart on the occasion of their 50th Annive...